God’s plans are better than ours, that’s why God doesn’t always say "Yes" to every word we say. Sometimes, He says, "My child, allow me. I have a better way." Good evening!
Are you curious as to where was Viagra originated from? For sure a Filipino coined the word Viagra. Just examine the root word.
If I’ll be given a chance to say something that would reveal how I feel, sa totoo lang, words are not enough! But if you insist, just remember this, "Kulang pa din ang buhay ko if we never met." Happy Valentines!
Everything you’ve done will become someone else’s memory. The person might forget the exact words you said but there’s no way to make them forget the way you made them feel.
Sagutin mo ito ha. Kung mahal mo talaga ang isang tao, maaayos mo itong letters na ito in 3 words. "ETYEFSUEOR" Kapag hindi mo nasagot, means, hindi ka marunong magmahal. Hintayin ko ang sagot ha! Note: Answer is "SET YOU FREE"
A young boy was f*cking the dog when his mom entered the room. Both stared at each other and not a word was said. Then the boy said: Kaysa magdrugs ako?! 
Brain twister: It is exclusive for those who are wide readers. Please rearrange the letters to make it 1 word only. "CONE PLAY DICE" No reply, low IQ!
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word … MOI!!
Teacher: Juan, ano ang sinabi ng magulang mo nang makita ang grades mo? Juan: Lahat po ba o tatanggalin ko yung bad words? Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang bad words. Juan: Wala po!